You know how some days just suck. They just provide one irritant after another. You know you will get over it by tomorrow but for today, it sucks. Here are just a few things that got to me today - in no particular order of aggravation.
Dear Mother at Carson's whose son I nearly tripped over b/c he was aimlessly walking in front of me while looking down, oh so focused, at his DS,
If your kid can't make it through Carson's without the aid of an electronic, then he's got bigger problems than me running his ass over. Please loose the DS and get moving.
Dearest Children of mine who eat mozzarella cheese as string cheese and as a grilled cheese but not as Ham n' Cheese like I made today,
If you waste any more food or any more of my time b/c you only like certain foods paired with certain bread or hot or cold or on the side.....I promise you that if you don't finish the lunch I make tomorrow, you will never eat again.
Dear Mt. Prospect,
Why does downtown smell like urine?
Dear Summer,
I know you are here. I have heard it from others. I have yet to see if for myself. Please come and stay. Please find rides for my kids to their activities so that I can enjoy the sunshine on my deck with a cold iced tea. Please do something with the flowers that are already dead b/c perhaps they've gotten too much water or not enough sun......I know how they feel but I am hopeless with agriculture. Please remind me of why we love you so much by making the world stop and the sun shine.
I guess that's it...I mean, I am irritated at Anthony Weiner for being a Jack Ass and I am aggravated that I have worked a lot lately with not to show for it and but overall, I think I have covered it.
Sincerely - Julia Nicoll
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