I have never seriously thought about plastic surgery. Of course, I have thought about getting a better nose or chin but what a big waste of money, right? Well, this was all until this week when I went to Carsons JUST TO BUY Clinique eyebrow pencil. But as I walked through the clothes, I did realize how much I needed summer shirts. So I grabbed a few and tried them on. Now I am saying this as a totally honest person - there is nothing worse than seeing yourself in a mirror with multiple angles. You see your hair w/ dark roots and cowlicks running wild. You see a hunched back. You see fat hips - I mean, honestly I never look at hips. You see bad granny underwear that seemed just fine when you put them on. I tend to just look straight ahead but this day, I got to see it all. It was then that I realized that I must get my chin fixed. It's crazy - not just double but bulbous. GGEEESH. All the way home (and no, I didn't buy anything) I kept wondering how much it would cost? Now, I am a reasonable Midwestern girl so we all know this is just a pipe dream. The chin I've got it the chin I will always have. But for a few minutes, I really considered going under the knife. But for what? Really, I mean for what? So who cares. What's the worst thing that could happen? The very worst thing that could ever happen is that someone else, besides me, thinks I have a bulbous chin. Okay - well, that's fine - I DO!
I am moving on....
Shows everyone should be watching - The Middle and Parenthood.
Things I have learned in real estate this week - Listen to your gut - it's always right. And if you speak to a Realtor or client, write it down so you don't call them back again with the same exact information because you can't remember one hour from the next.
Things the kids taught me this week - that it's totally unfair for them to ever put their own clothes away. It's stupid that we have to eat healthy all of the time and that this is the worst place to live.
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