Do you know how much energy I put into transferring what I REALLY want to say into what I actually say???? Throughout one day...just one single day, I think a million thoughts that could never leave my own brain. So I either ignore them or buffer them with nicer words or tones. But for once, I would love to spend ONE DAY saying what I really want to say without feeling that I sound like the worst person in the world...or depending on the thoughts, the most desperate person in the world. But just b/c I feel the tension run up and down my back, I guess I will let a few out to see if that gives me relief.
NO, I don't give a shit about your fight. I don't care that she took your crap and you hit her back.
I know I should care that you are probably peeing in your pull up. But given the choice between attending to you in the bathroom or sabotaging all potty training skills by letting you pee in the pull up, well I am up in the air on that one.
If you are going to go to the zoo - and if this zoo is in Chicago, then move your ass. Don't just hokey poke your way through the park not even caring who might be behind you. The person behind you might just be in a hurry...or in the very least, actually WALKING AT A PACE IN WHICH IS NORMAL FOR CHICAGOANS. MOVE IT!!!!!!
And water guy - if you are going to water our parkway every day this summer AND you have a really hot body then at least take your shirt off.
Thanks...I feel better already!
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